fluentinprofanity

Before [the doctor] put the cast on — and he didn’t even touch Andrew — Andrew started crying,’’ ‘‘The doctor said, ‘I haven’t even touched you yet. Why are you crying?’ He says, ‘Because I can’t play hockey anymore.
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Doug Shaw (on the time his son Andrew broke his hand when he was 11)

#mostpreciousaward

(Source: itsgonnabeshawsome)

via brentseabrookshair / 1 month ago / 207 notes /

MTV MOVIE AWARDS. HUNGER GAMES FOR ALL THE AWARDS

xemilyxmariex:

how is liam hemsworth nominated for breakout performance? I mean, do you not have to have more than 5 lines? does standing there brooding count nowadays? 

via busybeelauren / 1 month ago / 16 notes /

chicagoh:

Brian’s going with the purple tonight, which I think brings out his eyes, and I’m kind of excited for it.
What do you think about it?
I think… I think it’s hot. I’m kind of jealous.
We’ll see where it goes.
We’ll see.

i’m being punished for not spending enough time on tumblr. where is this even from?

via tigerbloodtuzzi44 / 1 month ago / 618 notes /

via fro-licking / 1 month ago / 73 notes /

herlock-sholmes:

blackhawkey:

moveslikekaner:

amandaplease28:

BENNY SPAM!

*None of these are mine. I take no claim over them and they have not been edited in anyway by me.*

Ugh I miss him!


MY BABYYYY <3

EVERYTHING’S BEN SMITH AND NOTHING HURTS. 

Oh wait…

Sometimes I forget that they’re not the same person.

I NEED ben smith to be at the blackhawks convention. so that I can stare at him lustily with 3000 people between us. and then later imagine he was giving me sex eyes.

oh wait. ben smith wouldn’t give good eyefuck because ben smith is perfect. and best friends with joey the jr reporter. damn.

a girl can dream

via herlock-sholmes / 1 month ago / 47 notes /

when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet

true friendship

this is allllll of my friends. well i mean, the ones i met through the internet anyways

(Source: desertblessingoceancurse)

via capitanoamerica / 1 month ago / 41,732 notes /
1. look the notes
2. look at the notes again
3. tumblr is horny

1. look the notes

2. look at the notes again

3. tumblr is horny

(Source: steampunkgasoline)

via herlock-sholmes / 1 month ago / 94,139 notes /
oh god. 
i am having all the feels right now
mostly below the belt

oh god. 

i am having all the feels right now

mostly below the belt

(Source: snowfallkingdom)

via fuckyeahwinterfell / 1 month ago / 957 notes /

lulaville:

fluentinprofanity:

Leigh Anne, meet Brooks Laich.

He’s Canadian and has an adorable accent and is the taller, scruffier version of your boyfriend Jason Statham. 

Yes, I am very much on board his train.  Plus, HIS NAME.

Yes, since it rhymes with “like,” it translates well to overusing “BABY I LAICH IT” and “LAICH A BOSS” and “DO NOT LAICH” over and over again. I am very much guilty of this. I blame it on geographical proximity since this fine specimen plays for the Washington Capitals.

(Source: sashastolemyheart)

via lulaville / 3 months ago / 68 notes /
Brooks is excited to meet you Leigh Anne

Brooks is excited to meet you Leigh Anne

3 months ago / 1 note /

Leigh Anne, meet Brooks Laich.

He’s Canadian and has an adorable accent and is the taller, scruffier version of your boyfriend Jason Statham. 

(Source: sashastolemyheart)

via sashastolemyheart / 3 months ago / 68 notes /
No big deal. 
Just Jonathan Toews pushing around a kid. 
We&#8217;re all pregnant now. 
No big deal.

No big deal. 

Just Jonathan Toews pushing around a kid. 

We’re all pregnant now. 

No big deal.

(Source: supfellas)

via supfellas / 3 months ago / 395 notes /
And then he winked and we all died.
xosweetgirl18ox:

Tanger’s wink to Flower during the 1/31 game against the Maple Leafs after the amazing save
Everyone has been asking and looking for it, so I brought this gif out that I made of it :)

And then he winked and we all died.

xosweetgirl18ox:

Tanger’s wink to Flower during the 1/31 game against the Maple Leafs after the amazing save

  • Everyone has been asking and looking for it, so I brought this gif out that I made of it :)
via xosweetgirl18ox / 3 months ago / 514 notes /
Leigh Anne, Kris also likes to hug goalies in his spare time
pensfan8771:

I guess Tanger missed Flower while he was at the All Star Games.

Leigh Anne, Kris also likes to hug goalies in his spare time

pensfan8771:

I guess Tanger missed Flower while he was at the All Star Games.

via xosweetgirl18ox / 3 months ago / 14 notes /
Leigh Anne, meet Kris Letang. 
He speaks french and has no flaws and can melt your panties off with a single stare.
ohmytanger:

Leigh Anne, meet Kris Letang. 

He speaks french and has no flaws and can melt your panties off with a single stare.

ohmytanger:

via xosweetgirl18ox / 3 months ago / 177 notes /
 
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